Abhishek Singh

Helping you get rid of boredom with funny content

Why do I write?

This is essentially the 11th draft of a mind boggling blog that I’ve been writing for such a long time now. Frankly, this is an improvement. At least I tried to write 11 times! This sounds sad but that’s an achievement for me.  Do you know who is a lazy ambitious person? As per Instagram…

Take me back to the ‘good old days’

I’m now in my 30s and I see many people around me in the similar age group (yes this also includes you pre-30 babies) saying “Take me back to the good old days” a bit too much. But I’m on the opposite spectrum. I’m good. No time travel for me! I’m perfectly happy right here…

Void again

This is familiar. The same blank screen and the same keyboard. I’ve had so many thoughts in my head but somehow they just want to stay there. They’re a messy bunch. Intermingled, just like the earphone cable. Maybe they are procrastinating, maybe they’re not. Maybelline (thanks 9gag for this joke which I use almost every…

Self-help books don’t help at all!

I believe I’ve already offended/disappointed a lot of folks just by that title. But then we now get offended even by the way people breathe. Why bother? For folks with attention span on the verge of extinction here is the TL;DR.Self help books don’t work for me and I strongly believe self help books only…

The void

Do you ever feel you’re somewhere between a Deja-vu and a nostalgic trip? Did the metro ride become sad because there was not a single known face there? Even if you’re going to meet your friends, is the spark gone? You might’ve faced all this or might be facing this, but let me tell you,…

The only thing worth learning

An average human spends more than 15 years in schooling before dispersing to gain higher knowledge. This further takes a minimum of three years and maximum? Well, researchers and medical practitioners study every day till they retire. Most of us never move beyond excels, PPTs or doing something that we might have done with basic…

Why you shouldn’t watch good movies?

It is 5:30 PM. The sky is trying to decide what it wants to be; maybe the sky is adulting. It has the afternoon’s anger wrapped up in the evening’s serenity. Nonetheless, do you remember that I hate words? How confusing they are? There’s one thing which I don’t like more than words. That’s the…

Rohan ain’t cool

Hi, I am Rohan. I am not cool. Yup, I just repeated what you have already read. You must be thinking why am I telling you all this? Who exactly am I? Where do I belong? First things first, I am just an imaginary being who might live only till the end of this article.…

Escape from KPIs

After seeing numerous edited wanderlust photos on Instagram and adding one hundred forty eight and a half cups of caffeinated beverage to my body in over 4 months I decided it was enough. I am a free bird that this corporate world can’t cage; temporarily! I missed being in a different land, far away from…

दुखी आत्मकथा

घोर कलियुग है साहब। इंसान दुर्गति करता ही जा रहा है। रुकने का नाम ही नहीं ले रहा। मैं द्वापर युग में तपस्या करने बैठा था और भगवान् से दुनिया के उद्धार की कामना करता जा रहा था। मुझे मेरे साथियों ने चेताया था कि कलियुग आने वाला है, वहां तेरी तपस्या का कोई मोल…

Take my word on this one

Word – is a single word which defines the word. Two words – these are two words which are now referring to two words. This is what words are – crazy! That is why I don’t like words. It’s a bit weird. Maybe saying that I don’t like democracy while living in one – umm,…

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